A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family.
Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.
We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.
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- Guide to Troubled Birds
This book is my bible Guide to Troubled Birds gets me through everything. It is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, the best thing since sliced bread. It keeps me going when the going has gone on a vacation and decided to leave me stranded.I actually use this book as a judgment of peoples character and if they’re compatible with my slightly deranged (who am I kidding, fully deranged) sense of humor and sense of self. It is my way to pick out the ones that I can really let go with. See who can handle it. One…
Be forewarned I bought this book thinking it would be a funny read. Over-exaggeration of how crazy birds can be, nothing wrong with that. Upon completion, I decided this would be a good bathroom book for visitors to peruse whilst planted upon that porcelain throne. Oh was I wrong. I would never wish my fate upon any of my friends, an enemy maybe, but no one I remotely tolerate.Since reading the book, I have become a target of the local birds. They follow me through the parking lot, in the…
Maybe my expectations were too high It’s cute, but if I hadn’t had a gift card to use on this I probably wouldn’t have been happy with the purchase. I love the pictures of the birds with the phrases ie. “I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.” They’re hilarious. But I suppose I wanted more than what I’d already seen online, and I wasn’t too keen on the writing which fills the pages instead. Not to mention it was rather short on content to begin with… Ah well. It’s a decent enough one to keep on the shelf anyway.